Ummmm, Excuse Me....

...Do you know where my feet have gone??????? I was just walking into the kitchen at work to get a drink. I look down & what do I see? Nothing! Just the carpet! Where the hell did my feet go??

View as if I was looking down. O.M.G.....and yes, that is a real boobie! Pregnancy does have it's perks!!!! : )


Self portrait....can we come up with a name for that thing called a belly????
I'm taking suggestions!