THE Rule is: There will be NO TOUCHING OF THE BELLY BUTTON. You may rub, stroke, tickle my belly as long as you do not go near the belly button. Any touching of the belly button will result in immediate removal of your hands, a dirty look from me and cutoff of all future touching of the belly.
Pictured below is my belly with a box around my belly button showing the area you should not go near. Please study it well.
You are too FUNNY.
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